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IT'S A CRACKERS !
THE BEST OF THE BANDS YOU'VE NEVER HEARD! The "It's A Cracker" concept is designed to encourage you to take musical chances. We think all music should be returnable if you don't like it but most of our suppliers don't agree with our opinion. So, we make available what we can hoping you will consider trying music you are unsure of.
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IT'S A CRACKER!
DANNY MCDONALD

Last Man's Tucker
The challenge with Last Man's Tucker was for McDonald to step away from his comfort zone of band-based power pop, putting himself upfront. Accompanied by an acoustic guitar and, maybe a harmony vocal, McDonald easily steps into the role of solo troubadour. His rich, reedy voice chiming acoustic guitar, unobstructed production and introspective songs, reveals a more personal side than his efforts with his previous outfits P76 and Jericho. McDonald felt this batch of songs lent itself to a solo effort. He was, indeed, correct as the result is a gorgeous acoustic pop record. -- Jeff Weiss, Miles of Music (self-released)
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IT'S A CRACKER!
D MULLIGAN

Late Great
D. Mulligan's music captures the expanse but subtle lushness of his Arizona roots. Mulligan immediately wins you over with his observational lyrics. His hushed voice is pensive, maybe even sad. The music is rich and thick, but never overwhelms the singing. The songs might reference local Arizona landmarks, but the themes are universal. A stellar debut album for late nights. Tim Bluhm produced featuring members of Court & Spark, The Mother Hips, and Jackie Green's band. -- Jeff Weiss, Miles of Music (self released)
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New Releases



LINDA THOMPSON
Versatile Heart
Superlatives fail to justly describe the voice of Linda Thompson. Steely yet vulnerable, comforting yet haunting, Thompson's singing is never less than riveting, and has played a crucial role in some of the most powerful, influential music of the past thirty years. On Versatile Heart, only her third solo album, Thompson demonstrates that, in addition to being an incomparable interpreter, she is an equally astonishing songwriter - stitching traditional British Isles music and more contemporary influences into a sound that is expressive and direct, yet timeless. From the brass-flecked acoustic pop of the title track to the cool rockabilly of "Do Your Best for Rock 'n Roll," her writing forms the core of Versatile Heart. Other writers represented on Versatile Heart include Thompson's son Teddy, daughter Kamila, Tom Waits and Kathleen Brennan, and Rufus Wainwright, who contributes the devastating "Beauty," performed as a duet with Antony. (Rounder)
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DOLLAR STORE
Money Music
Loaded with trans-fats, soaked in cheap hops, and good for you in that way you know ain't no damn good for you. Given that Dollar Store's self-titled debut album (2004) was widely described as a slab of greasy roots rock, Money Music should be labeled "extra-greasy," which is to say, extra good, so keep the sonic Wet-Naps handy, you're gonna need them. The album was recorded in two days and sounds like what the sessions were--four musicians, thoroughly enjoying themselves. Guitarist Tex Schmidt's leads (think of the ragged energy of the Replacements combined with Scotty Moore's cool) and Waco Brother Alan Doughty's manic bass are anchored by Joe Camirillo (Hushdrops) hitting the drums with straight forward authority. The simple, effective set up of a good rock band. Vocally, "Deano" Schlabowske seems to have hit the sweet spot between his gruff beginnings in his noise-pop outfit Wreck and the more anarchic, roadhouse-informed style he adopted in the Waco Brothers. (Bloodshot)
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NINA NASTASIA & JIM WHITE

You Follow Me
Following the critically acclaimed 'On Leaving' album, Nina Nastasia returns with a stunning collaborative album with Jim White, the peerless drummer of beloved Australian instrumental trio, Dirty Three. Stripped back yet further for Nina to just a two-piece (drums, guitar, vocal), this is a fantastically focused record - a taut, raw document of two incredible musicians in deep dialogue, exploring the boundaries of songform to find a rare and striking complement. (Fat Cat)
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LORI MCKENNA
Unglamorous
The album's 12 songs prove once again that this singer-songwriter stay-at-home mom is the real deal; an authentic artist whose "fearless musical snapshots lay bare the realities of small-town life while clinging to the hope of better days," as one Nashville reviewer put it. McKenna recorded the album over a series of two- and three-day sessions in Nashville last April brought out a mesmerizing blend of rock, folk, and country textures to the songs. (WEA)
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SELDOM SCENE
Scenechronized
Scenechronized, in its way, it's a tribute to the Scene's past as much as it is a statement about the present. You'll find two songs recorded by the Country Gentlemen along with one song written by John Duffey and recorded early on by the Seldom Scene. There's not one but two Paul Craft songs (Craft contributed such gems as "Keep Me From Blowing Away" and "Through the Bottom of the Glass" to earlier Scene releases). There's one called "Sad Old Train" that's an explicit tribute to "Old Train," a beloved number from the Scene's repertoire. And once again going outside the usual bluegrass lines, there's a Dylan song, a John Fogerty song, a Duane Allman song, as well as a more traditional Stanley Brothers tune. (Sugar Hill)
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STEEP CANYON RANGERS
Lovin Pretty Women
"The Steep Canyon Rangers dig even deeper into a traditional bluegrass sound on Lovin' Pretty Women, but with a sophisticated twist. It's an album filled with the vim and vigor of a band in love with making music. The Rangers have written their own material since they first started jamming together in a stairwell on the campus of UNC. The group is blessed with artistic vision, a gift for songwriting and an intense desire to create their own unique sound. That's why the Rangers have been able to honor the bluegrass masters who came before them while nudging the genre forward in new and exciting ways." -- cybergrass.com (Rebel Records)
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SAM BAKER
Mercy
Released in 2004, 'mercy' was characterized in Mojo as having a deceptive simplicity and insouciance that at times recalls John Prine. Mercy, Bakers first recording, features Jessi Colter and Walt Wilkins. (Blue Limestone)
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ED BURLESON
Cold Hard Truth (Reissue)
Five long years after his debut disc, My Perfect World (which was ushered in to the world by Doug Sahm shortly before he passed), Texas singer/songwriter Ed Burleson reveals The Cold Hard Truth. The space in between has been filled with much touring and festival work, entertaining with his strong country and honky-tonk material. A festival recording of Burleson performing his version of Loudon Wainwright III`s "Dead Skunk" gained popularity on a Dallas radio station, so he included that here alongside his Buck Owens tribute, "All Bucked Up", and the bluegrass-infused title-track. (Palo Duro)
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ED BURLESON
My Perfect World (Reissue)
My Perfect World (Reissue) According to legend, Burleson was told by Texas fiddle player Alvin Crowe that country radio would never touch Burleson's music because it was too country. Burleson's music is a throwback to what Country music used to be -- heartfelt and honest, not glossy and poppy. "It's the purest-sounding country I've heard in a long time, sort of like if a 25-year-old Ray Price popped up today." -- Chet Flippo, BILLBOARD (Palo Duro)
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IAN MOORE
To Be Loved
"To Be Loved travels even further along Moore's musical journey into the mystical realm of what No Depression describes as his "lush pop and soul tapestries." It's an album that can truly be described as timeless, mixing in an almost yin/yang fashion both contemporary and classic sonic experimentalism and musical eclecticism alongside the finest flavors from the rock and pop lexicon. Something of a song cycle, it lyrically visits those places where love finds us and takes us as well as where it is lost and found. Atop a rock solid foundation of gifted song craftsmanship and eloquent, emotive lyricism, Moore fashions a panorama of musical moods and soundscapes ranging from spectral beauty to almost punk-ish rock energy, touching on and even mixing together many places in between..." -- clatterhead.com (Justice)
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RICHARD & LINDA THOMPSON
In Concert November 1975
Track Listings: I Want To See The Lights Bright Tonight/Hard Luck Stories/Night Comes In/Morris Medley/Heart Needs A Home/Why Don't You Love Me/Now Be Thankful/Jet Plane In A Rocking Chair/Streets Of Paradise/For Shame Of Doing Wrong/Calvary Cross/Hokey Pokey/Things You Gave Me/It'll Be Me/Together Again. (UMVD Import)
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DANBERT NOBACON
Librart Book Of The World
Library Book Of The World marks a refinement of the political ideals practiced by Nabacon's former band, the infamous anarchist collective Chumbawamba. Channeling the revolutionary fire of a proud lineage of conscientious agitators, Nobacon describes his role on the album as that of a "psychic medium plugged into the mainline of human history, hearing voices from present ghouls and future ghosts as well." The result is both a self-contained manifesto and companion to Smart Lies, Secret Wars and Climate Revolt, a history and current affairs book Nobacon is currently writing. On Library Book Of The World, his first solo album in over two decades, Nobacon dredges up a motley crew of shipmates in the Pine Valley Cosmonauts and embarks on a long-distance voyage through the wreckage of history, setting a course for a future in which contemporary society crumbles about us. The veritable rogue's gallery that is the Pine Valley Cosmonauts -- old friends and fellow pint-hoisters Jon Langford (Mekons, Waco Brothers), Alan Doughty (Jesus Jones, Waco Brothers), multi-instrumenalist John Rice, drummer Dan Massey and accordionist Pat Brennan -- joins Nobacon to kick up menacing refrains, ushering in the extinction of heedless environmental degradation and the multi-tentacled kraken of globalism. (Bloodshot)
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JOHN RENBOURN
Nobody's Fault But Mine: Anthology 1965-2006
John Renbourn is one of the fathers of contemporary British Folk Music and one of the finest acoustic finger style players. During a career spanning more than 40 years, Renbourn has pursued a remarkable musical path, on his own or with many others including Pentangle, Stefan Grossman and others. This is the first compilation to fully anthologize that career with 38 tracks over 2 CDs. (Castle)
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DAVE MATTHEWS & TIM REYNOLDS
Live At Radio City Music Hall
In April 2007, Dave Mathews and Tim Reynolds embarked on a 3 city theatre tour, culminating with a performance in the intimate confines of Radio City Music Hall in New York City. Due to the small sized venues and extremely limited number of dates, tickets were practically impossible to get, making these new 2 CD set all the more desirable to the huge Dave Matthews band fanbase. Track Listings Disc 1: Bartender/When the World Ends/Stay Or Leave/Save Me/Crush/So Damn Lucky/Gravedigger/The Maker /Old Dirt Hill (Bring That Beat Back)/Eh Hee/Betrayal/Out Of My Hands/Still Water/Medley: Don't Drink the Water/This Land Is Your Land. Track Listings Disc 2: Oh/Cornbread/Crash Into Me/Down By the River/You Are My Sanity/Sister/Lie In Our Graves/Some Devil/Grace Is Gone/Dancing Nancies/#41/Two Step.(RCA)
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EISLEY
Combination (W/DVD) (SPEC)
Eisley make some of the downright prettiest, and strangest, pop of the 2000s. Guitar pop-rock, yet layered; romantic, yet quirky; uplifting, yet melancholy, Eisley boasts an unexpected depth and breadth for a family group led by two singing sisters. The DVD in the CX package includes eight songs from the band's Ventura, CA, concert, the Memories video and a 30-minute The Making Of Combinations video piece.(Reprise)
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EISLEY
Combination
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CHARLIE SIZEMORE
Good News
Good News is the first Rounder Records release from singer, songwriter, and vocalist Charlie Sizemore, an artist much respected and loved in the world of bluegrass for both his musical talents and his unshakeable yet immensely likeable integrity. His reputation as "The Real Deal" is based equally on his considerable musical talents and his resolute commitment to doing things the right way, and has only added luster to his place as one of the finest bluegrass artists of his generation. Soulful and heartfelt, Charlie Sizemore's singing is capable of bringing a new level of emotion and insight to songs new and old. An equally powerful writer, Sizemore's compositions have been recorded by Ralph Stanley, Jimmy Martin, and Doyle Lawson. His first new album in five years, Good News is compelling proof that Sizemore is his own best interpreter - and that Good News is always worth waiting for. (Rounder)
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ABSOLUTELY BLUEGRASS 1
Various
Track Listing: Jim Mills - Pick Along/The Infamous Stringdusters - Starry Night/Dolly Parton - I'm Gonna Sleep With One Eye Open/Marty Stuart (feat. Doc Watson) - Blue Railroad Train/Ronnie Bowman - Left This Country Boy (Sittin' All Alone)/Sam Bush - Howlin' At The Moon/Yonder Mountain String Band - Classic Situation/Bryan Sutton - High Heel Shoe/The Duhks - Dance Hall Girls/Bozeemon Boogie/Tim O'Brien (feat. Del McCoury) - When I Paint My Masterpiece/Chris Thile - Wayside (Back In Time)/Nickel Creek - Tomorrow Is A Long Time/Nashville Bluegrass Band - Rockin' Chair Money/The Gibson Brothers - I Got A Woman/Doyle Lawson & Quicksilver - Back In My Baby's Arms Again/Jerry Douglas (feat. Alison Krauss) - I Don't Believe You've Met My Baby/Ricky Skaggs - I'll Stay Around. (Sugar Hill)
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MATT NATHANSON

Some Mad Hope
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GET READY HERE COME THE 70S

Various
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TOM T HALL

We All Got Together &: Storyteller
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HANOI ROCKS

Twelve Shots On The Rocks
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PIRATES

Shakin At The Beeb: Complete Bbc Sessions 1976-78
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RENTALS

Last Little Life Ep (Ep)
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IT'S A CRACKER!
JON BYRD

Byrd's Auto Parts
Fred Dellar raved in Mojo Magazine about Jon Byrd. ""...His vocal sound-- a touch of Haggard here and a smear of Willie there-- is wonderfully dated, old Opry and much the better for it. His original songs, such as Jackknife and Reputation, sound like old friends." Jon Weisberger confirmed Deller's sentiment in The Nashville Scene, "Hard work, solid chops and wry charm have already earned Tele slinger Jon Byrd a sterling reputation on the honky-tonk side of Nashville's Americana community, but even those familiar with his work to date are likely to find Byrd's Auto Parts' debut, self-titled CD an elegant surprise. Four originals, including the wistfully humorous, steady-rollin' opener, "Jackknife," show off his sinewy writing skills, while the entire set justifies the relaxed self-confidence of his vocals
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WILLIE NELSON
Just One Love (Reissue)
Willie Nelson's Just One Love is, for the most part, a collection of country standards.... The arrangements are straight country, with most of Nelson's regular band on hand... While most of the album is given over to old country tunes, two tracks were written by Texas songwriter Kimmie Rhodes. Both are performed as duets with Rhodes, and are arguably the best performances on the record. It's no masterpiece, but Just One Love is a solid country record. -- Martin Monkman, Allmusic (Justice)
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KRIS KRISTOFFERSON
Moment of Forever (Reissue)
"In his late 50s, Kristofferson has retreated slightly from the agitprop, but fighting is still a recurring motif in his songs, along with an old favorite subject, freedom... [T]he songwriter often comes off as a sage elder rather than an active combatant, and the album is as concerned with emotions as it is with politics... A Moment of Forever doesn't seem like the place to start in listening to Kristofferson, but those who have been following his work thus far will find it a good representation of his philosophical concerns, expressed in strong musical performances." -- William Ruhlman, AMG ( Justice)
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New Digital Releases


All of the links below will take you to an intermediary website and then launch itunes on your local computer. Obviously, you need itunes installed on your computer for this to work. Sorry if I'm stating the obvious. Itunes software is free, comes in versions for Windows and Mac. Personally, I think it is a resource hog while it is running, but it does a good job of keeping my files organized. Importantly, it automatically syncs with my IPod.

We've had requests for links to other services. For now, Itunes is our lone affiliation. If you are one of those readers who uses our e-mail as a shopping list and you are buying digitally, it helps us if you click through one of our links first so we get the credit.

Labels are still getting back catalog up and available so when you see the links below you might say to yourself, "Pete Krebs and Golden Delicious?" Music from a decade ago is becoming widely available even as hard good disappear. While most of us still like the physical good, that long unavailable, even if not officially out of print music will hang around longer. The links below will take you to our departments. Look for the links with "DIGITAL DOWNLOAD" as part of the description.


Pete Krebs

Golden Delicious

Donovan Frankenreiter

Drag The River

Billy Burnette & Shawn Camp

Drag The River

Gretchen Peters

Live From Meridian Texas

Texas Road Trip

Shivaree

Jose Gonzalez

Derailers

New LPs




ECCENTRIC SOUL: DEEP CITY LABEL

Various
Possibly the most influential of all the 60s Miami soul label's, the Deep City sound not only changed the Metro-Dade area, but also set the tone for disco powerhouse TK's impressive run in the 70s. The singles on Willie Clark and Johnny Pearsall's Lloyd and Deep City labels are Florida's rarest of the rare, and we've collected the best of their four-year run here. Includes Betty Wright and Paul Kelly's first sides, the can't-miss-but-did diva Helene Smith, obscure work by Frank Williams & the Rocketeers, as well as a previously unreleased acetate by the Moovers. Also featuring Them Two, Paul Kelly, Johnny K Killens, Freda Gray and the Rocketeers and Frank Williams and the Rocketeers. This deluxe 2LP set features six previously unissued instrumentals and a new master cut from original tapes. Housed in a gorgeous tip-on style gatefold sleeve and pressed on hi-quality virgin vinyl, this record isn't so much re-issue, but rather a future collectable. (Numero)
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NINA NASTASIA & JIM WHITE
You Follow Me
Following the critically acclaimed 'On Leaving' album, Nina Nastasia returns with a stunning collaborative album with Jim White, the peerless drummer of beloved Australian instrumental trio, Dirty Three. Stripped back yet further for Nina to just a two-piece (drums, guitar, vocal), this is a fantastically focused record - a taut, raw document of two incredible musicians in deep dialogue, exploring the boundaries of songform to find a rare and striking complement. (Fat Cat)
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ROBERT GORDON & CHRIS SPEDDING
It's Now Or Never
Robert Gordon put a fist through the heart of the music industry with his 1977 hit Red Hot," knocking down disco queens, would-be punks, and new wave wannabes with his no-holds-barred take on hot-rodded rockabilly. Now, reunited with legendary guitar ace Chris Spedding for the first time in 20 years, Robert is back to spread the gospel and jolt the world again with It s Now Or Never. For this adult-sized dose of wild rhythm they have gone directly to ground zero and have cherry-picked their favorite Elvis Presley tunes, just in time for the 30th anniversary of Elvis' death. To really shake things up, Robert and Chris are backed up by no less than Elvis' mighty Jordanaires! From rippers like Lawdy Miss Clawdy and My Baby Left Me through a stirring reading of Peace In the Valley, It s Now Or Never mines the depths of Elvis oeuvre without the smack of ironic revisionism that has been the hallmark of lesser talents. (Ryko)
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New DVDs





BANGLES
Return To Bangleonia: Live In Concert DVD
The Bangles make a triumphant return to their hometown of L.A. with their first-ever concert DVD, recorded live September 2000 at the House of Blues in Hollywood. The queens of power pop pull out all of their hits and early fan favorites. Extras include acoustic performances, candid interview with the band about their storied history, and a photo gallery with rare and never-before-seen photos. Track Listing: Hazy Shade Of Winter/ Live/If She Knew What She Wants/Between the Two/The Rain Song/Manic Monday/Here Right Now/September Gurls/Going Down To Liverpool/I Will Take Care Of You/ Get the Girl/In Your Room, Stealing Rosemary/Angels Don't Fall In Love/Hero Takes a Fall/Walk Like an Egyptian/Pushin' Too Hard/Eternal Flame/Manic Monday/Ride the Ride. (Shout Factory!)
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SAM BUSH
On The Road DVD
This DVD was recorded live at the Big Room at the Sierra Nevada Brewery on August 30, 2006. Bonus material includes live interview segments with Sam and extra video featuring Emmylou Harris and Buddy Miller.Track Listing: Mahavishnu Mountain Boys/Howlin' At the Moon/Puppies 'N Knapsacks/Eight More Miles To Louisville/Ridin' That Bluegrass Train/Whisper My Name/On the Road/I Wanna Do Right/The River's Gonna Run/Spirit Is the Journey/Ballad For a Soldier/Bringing In the Georgia Mail/ Back In the Goodle Days/New Country/Laps In Seven/Girl Of the North Country/The River's Gonna Run (feat. Harris & Miller). (Sugar Hill)
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KIDS IN THE HALL
Pilot Episode
The long awaited Kids In The Hall television pilot that launched five seasons of the groundbreaking and brilliant sketch comedy series is here on DVD!Kids In The Hall are a groundbreaking troupe that altered the face of popular culture. Written by and starring Dave Foley (NewsRadio), Bruce McCulloch (Stealing Harvard), Kevin McDonald (That 70s Show), Mark McKinney (Saturday Night Live), and Scott Thompson (The Larry Sanders Show). (Media Link)
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DOUG STANHOPE

No Refunds
Doug Stanhope spews his own brand of moral outrage in an unmatched style that borders on self-destruction. Nothing is sacred, no subject off-limits and most importantly nothing is contrived. From critically acclaimed appearances at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival to regular appearances on The Howard Stern Show, Stanhope always shows an intelligence and brutal honesty in his comedy, no mater how viciously graphic or unsettling the material may be. Taped live at the Gotham Comedy Club, this appearance is an unflinching look at one of the few voices left standing in the dark, punk-rock underbelly of stand-up comedy. (Image)
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What's Happening Around the MOM Offices



This week you will read about teaching old dogs new tricks, the music of our lives, and calling Mr. Bee Emgee


YOUR JESTER HAS RANTED ABOUT the impersonal nature of e-mail. We've all experienced it. An innocuous phrase can, sometimes, be read in a way that was not intended by the author. Add in being tired at the end of the day and just needing to vent and the reader of the maybe not so offensive e-mail can write an impressively caustic instant message to a co-worker. The background: a first time British customer got smacked with a customs tax on his order and wondered why. (An aside, if you live overseas, ask us to give the package a separate invoice." This seems to get package through customers largely untouched by the tax man.) The Mangler was at the end of long day when he wrote me an Instant Message: Remember, he's tired, a little cranky (ok, a lot cranky) and the customer didn't do anything wrong. The Mangler just needed to vent:


"A Brit bozo got his first order and wanted to know why he had to pay a VAT. Maybe it is because his [expletive] King signed the Magna Carta in 1215."


That was funny, if not a little cranky. This time, though, the venting was kept internal -- (Your Jester didn't fire any customers), had both historical reference pop culture references. Your Jester was going to explain that Bozo was the name of a franchised television clown, but a little Wikipedia researched revealed that the phrase bozo (ie. dunce) existed long before the television clown. The exchange was funny, vented off some steam, kept internal (ok, until now) and we all learned something!


LAST SATURDAY EVENING THE QUEEN AND YOUR JESTER went to a Bar Mitzvah. Given that the reception at a bar mitzvah is populated by lots of 13 year old boys and girls, the evening entertainment is directed at keeping them happy. Fair enough.


Michael, The Queen's 13 year old cousin, for whom this party was being thrown, chose a DJ to provide the entertainment. When The Queen and Your Jester got married we had a DJ. The difference was our DJ didn't bring three dancers with him. Or, as the kids would call it, "a crew." The first indication that You Jester really is an old cranky man was when one member of "the crew" approached the table in an innocent attempt to get us dancing. The urge was to send the kid packing (and tell him to get off my lawn while shaking my fist at him) was unmistakable. The real challenge was the music.


What do kids today listen to at a bar mitzvah? Music from my life, not theirs. Some of it good, some of it bad, but little of what was played originated in the last 20 years. We Got The Beat, Love Shack, Oh Mickey (please, someone make that song go away forever) and so on. All of the songs were played were slightly sped up to, I guess, make them more danceable. Music from my childhood, and it is being abused! Even the bad stuff is being abused. It just didn't seem right. The kids, though, were happy to dance to the oldies.


The best dancers of the evening, which was evident by the spontaneous applause they received from family and friends, was an elderly couple dancing close and fast to a Glenn Miller song. They smoked. That style of dancing has not passed on to my generation or the next. Too bad, because it looked really fun.


AMONGST OUR OTHER GIGS is we do mail order fulfillment for a variety of labels. One of them is Ranwood Records, the home of the Lawrence Welk music catalog. This story is a little sad and sweet. The phone rings and is answered. The caller asks for Randy Wood. I ask back, "Are you looking for Ranwood Records?" The caller replies he is. I further ask if he is looking to place an order. He says, "No, he needs to speak to Randy Wood." You Jester explains that there isn't anyone named Randy Wood here and again tried to clarify. The caller is a sweet old guy who just sounds a little confused. By now, The Queen is looking at Your Jester as I repeatedly say, "No. Sorry. There is no Randy Wood here." Finally, the caller gives up, says goodbye and hangs up.


The Queen says, "Do you think that was a prank call?" While I don't think it was a prank, I'm hoping that when I get old(er) and (more) crotchety that I still have the desire to make prank calls. What liquor store doesn't love getting the call, "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" Just remember to block that caller ID first.


Until next week,

The Queen, Your Jester, and The Mangler


 

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